Milk
Holy crap. wow. i had a boyfriend who used to come in all my food: in the mousse, the beans, the lasagna… anytime i wanted to eat something, there he was, stuffing it with his milk. i absolutely loved it, and there was always milk in that bottle. too bad we dated for such a short time. he died
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