linus torvalds may be a serial killer…
this is a real transcript of the meeting between linus tech tips and linus torvalds.
*torvalds opens Exacto knife*
torvalds: "You could stab somebody with this and you'd have fun doing it."
linus: "Would you prefer that or the samurai sword?"
torvalds: "it would take longer"
*torvalds makes stabbing motion*
they then proced to make out, THE END…
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