Alexa’ma söylemem için bana çok uzun kopya makarnalar ver ki o da bunları bana tekrarlasın! :3

Ne kadar uzun oldukları umurumda değil, hala babamla yaşadığım için SFW olduklarından emin ol (küfür içerenler sorun değil)

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  1. Zhryuriva
    Ekim 10, 2025 - 5:19 am

    Me after committing:

    * Abusive Sexual Contact
    * Advocating Overthrow of Government
    * Aggravated Assault/Battery
    * Aggravated Identity Theft
    * Aggravated Sexual Abuse
    * Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft
    * Airplane Hijacking
    * Anti-racketeering
    * Antitrust
    * Armed Robbery
    * Arson
    * Assassination
    * Assault with a Deadly Weapon
    * Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer
    * Assisting or Instigating Escape
    * Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter
    * Bank Burglary
    * Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement
    * Bank Larceny
    * Bank Robbery
    * Blackmail
    * Bombing Matters
    * Bond Default
    * Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities
    * Bribery Crimes
    * Certification of Checks (Fraud)
    * Child Abuse
    * Child Exploitation
    * Child Pornography
    * Civil Action to Restrain Harassment of a Victim or Witness
    * Coercion
    * Commodities Price Fixing
    * Computer Crime
    * Concealing Escaped Prisoner
    * Concealing Person from Arrest
    * Concealment of Assets
    * Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)
    * Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer
    * Contempt of Court
    * Continuing Criminal Enterprise
    * Conveying False Information
    * Copyright Matters
    * Counterfeiting
    * Counterintelligence Crimes
    * Credit/Debit Card Fraud
    * Crime Aboard Aircraft
    * Crimes on Government Reservations
    * Crimes on Indian Reservations
    * Criminal Contempt of Court
    * Criminal Forfeiture
    * Criminal Infringement of a Copyright
    * Cyber Crimes
    * Damage to Religious Property
    * Delivery to Consignee
    * Demands Against the U.S.
    * Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce
    * Destruction of an Energy Facility
    * Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure
    * Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy
    * Destruction of Corporate Audit Records
    * Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials
    * Detention of Armed Vessel
    * Disclosure of Confidential Information
    * Domestic Security
    * Domestic Terrorism
    * Domestic Violence
    * Drive-by Shooting
    * Drug Abuse Violations
    * Drug Smuggling
    * Drug Trafficking
    * DUI/DWI on Federal Property
    * Economic Espionage
    * Election Law Crimes
    * Embezzlement
    * Embezzlement Against Estate
    * Entering Train to Commit Crime
    * Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.
    * Environmental Scheme Crimes
    * Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners
    * Examiner Performing Other Services
    * Exportation of Drugs
    * Extortion
    * Failure to Appear on Felony Offense
    * Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations
    * False Bail
    * False Pretenses
    * False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters
    * Falsely Claiming Citizenship
    * False Declarations before Grand Jury or Court
    * False Entries in Records of Interstate Carriers
    * False Information and Hoaxes
    * False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation
    * Federal Aviation Act
    * Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)
    * Female Genital Mutilation
    * Financial Transactions with Foreign Government
    * First Degree Murder
    * Flight to Avoid Prosecution or Giving Testimony
    * Forced Labor
    * Forcible Rape
    * Forgery
    * Fraud Activity in Connection with Electronic Mail
    * Fraud Against the Government
    * Genocide
    * Hacking Crimes
    * Harboring Terrorists
    * Harming Animals Used in Law Enforcement
    * Hate Crime Acts
    * Homicide
    * Hostage Taking
    * Identity Theft
    * Illegal Possession of Firearms
    * Immigration Offenses
    * Impersonator Making Arrest or Search
    * Importation of Drugs
    * Influencing Juror by Writing
    * Injuring Officer
    * Insider Trading Crimes
    * Insurance Fraud
    * Interference with the Operation of a Satellite
    * International Parental Kidnapping
    * International Terrorism
    * Interstate Domestic Violence
    * Interstate Violation of Protection Order
    * Larceny
    * Lobbying with Appropriated Moneys
    * Mailing Threatening Communications
    * Major Fraud Against the U.S.
    * Manslaughter
    * Medical/Health Care Fraud
    * Missile Systems Designed to Destroy Aircraft
    * Misuse of Passport
    * Misuse of Visas, Permits, or Other Documents
    * Molestation
    * Money Laundering
    * Motor Vehicle Theft
    * Murder by a Federal Prisoner
    * Murder Committed During Drug-related Drive-by shooting
    * Murder Committed in Federal Government Facility
    * Narcotics Violations
    * Obstructing Examination of Financial Institution
    * Obstruction of Court Orders
    * Obstruction of Federal audit
    * Obstruction of Justice
    * Obstruction of Criminal Investigations
    * Officer Failing to Make Reports
    * Partial Birth Abortion
    * Penalties for Neglect or Refusal to Answer Subpoena
    * Peonage
    * Perjury
    * Picketing or Parading
    * Pirating
    * Possession by Restricted Persons
    * Possession of False Papers to Defraud the U.S.
    * Possession of Narcotics
    * Possession of Child Pornography
    * Private Correspondence with Foreign Government
    * Probation Violation
    * Product Tampering
    * Prohibition of Illegal Gambling Businesses
    * Prostitution
    * Protection of Foreign Officials
    * Public Corruption Crimes
    * Racketeering
    * Radiological Dispersal Devices
    * Ransom Money
    * Rape
    * Receiving the Proceeds of Extortion
    * Recording or Listening to Grand or Petit Juries While Deliberating
    * Reentry of an Alien Removed on National Security Grounds
    * Registration of Certain Organizations
    * Reproduction of Citizenship Papers
    * Resistance to Extradition Agent
    * Rescue of Seized Property
    * Retaliating Against a Federal Judge by False Claim or Slander of Title
    * Retaliating Against a Witness, Victim, or an Informant
    * Robbery
    * Robberies and Burglaries Involving Controlled Substances
    * Sabotage
    * Sale of Citizenship Papers
    * Sale of Stolen Vehicles
    * Searches Without Warrant
    * Second Degree Murder
    * Serial Murders
    * Sexual Abuse
    * Sexual Abuse of a Minor
    * Sexual Assault
    * Sexual Battery
    * Sexual Conduct with a Minor
    * Sexual Exploitation
    * Sex Trafficking
    * Shoplifting
    * Smuggling
    * Solicitation to Commit a Crime of Violence
    * Stalking (In Violation of Restraining Order)
    * Stolen Property; Buying, Receiving, or Possessing
    * Subornation of Perjury
    * Suits Against Government Officials
    * Tampering with a Witness, Victim, or Informant
    * Tampering with Consumer Products
    * Tampering with Vessels
    * Theft of Trade Secrets
    * Torture
    * Trafficking in Counterfeit Goods or Services
    * Transmission of Wagering Information (Gambling)
    * Transportation into State Prohibiting Sale
    * Transportation of Slaves from U.S.
    * Transportation of Stolen Vehicles
    * Transportation of Terrorists
    * Trespassing
    * Treason
    * Unauthorized Removal of Classified Documents
    * Use of Fire or Explosives to Destroy Property
    * Use of Weapons of Mass Destruction
    * Vandalism
    * Video Voyeurism
    * Violation of Prohibitions Governing Atomic Weapons
    * Violence at International airports
    * Violent Crimes in Aid of Racketeering Activity
    * Willful Wrecking of a Train Resulting in Death
    * Wire Fraud

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