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okay but real talk… what if ralsei got a massive dick

nah nah listen bro LISTEN. i been thinking about this for like 3 days straight i haven’t slept. everyone’s like “awww ralsei so soft 🥺💖 lil cinnamon bun uwu goat” but like… what if that mf hiding a whole divine doom dong under that robe. like not even kidding. canonically possible. lemme explain.

he a prince. royal blood. royal meat. you don’t get summoned into existence with that much wholesome energy unless you compensating for a holy slab of enchanted pipe.
the robe. bro. that thing big as hell. too flowy. too susp...Devamını Oku