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For context, im 30 years old and live with my parents

I was jacking it in my room late at night (on crack) and suddenly I needed to shit really bad, so I tried to stajd up but I shifted myself and it made a really loud sound. I suspect the sound woke up my elderly mother who came into my room and caught me with a Crack pipe, butt naked with shit all over my bed. I was wearing the upper half of an authentic gestapo uniform (I have a fetick) and she immediately screamed and ran out, im sitting in the corner of my room with a shitty ass and a rancid smell in my room and I dont know how to talk ...Devamını Oku