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Did you know that the Princess from Clash Royale is the most biologically compatible card for human reproduction? Not only is she one of the few clearly human troops in the Arena, she also possesses the ideal blend of physiology, stature, and battlefield behavior to make her a perfect candidate for mating — at least, from a purely anatomical standpoint.

First of all, the Princess stands at an estimated height of around 5’6” and has a lean, agile frame, ideal for long-range combat and, coincidentally, reproductive health. Her ability to fire flaming arrows across 9 tiles means she has st...Devamını Oku