sunnyismybunny

I have been wearing condom to bed because of a recurring wet dream. When I wake up, I am surrounded by what I thought was pork fried rice. After seeing this post I now know it was the disintegrating rubber from the condoms that are 15 years old. I was too embarrassed to ask anyone and thought there was a Chinese jizz fairy who came at night and made an even trade. Not really, but it is what it is told myself as not to worry about it beyond breakfast.