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Dildos don’t DO SHIT when it comes to pleasure

I spent $5000 on several premium pleasure dildos. I stroked them for HOURS on end. I sat on it, touched it with my penis, and even put it on my sisters bed while she was asleep. IT GAVE ME NO PLEASURE, JUST SOME WHITE LIQUID TO CLEAN UP, IT SAID 100% PLEASURE. THIS IS BULLSHIT