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I can prove beyond all doubt that Skyrim's mammoth cheese is actually smegma.

I've seen pictures of horse smegma. It looks almost exactly like mammoth cheese (see comparative pic). Elephants have big penises. Mammoths would also have big penises. Wild animals can't wash their penises. Combined with the fact that mammoths are really hairy, this means that Skyrim mammoths definitely have lots of smegma built up in their dicks.

And funnily enough, mammoth smegma probably tastes better than you'd think. I've heard that smegma tastes like strong cheese and fermented fish sauce...Devamını Oku