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🧠 Step 0: Mental Preparation (a.k.a. Stop Crying, You Won’t Die)

Before you even think about stepping outside, understand this:
The outdoors won’t kill you.
That bright orb in the sky? That’s the sun. It’s not a boss fight. It’s a vitamin D cannon that might just unfuck your brain chemistry a little.

🧠 Checklist:
• Pause your game.
• Shut the fuck up about “but I’m on a ranked streak.”
• Acknowledge that you smell like gamer chair and stale Dorito dust.

Optional:
• Panic attack? Acceptable.
• Existential dread about life beyond your monito...Devamını Oku