JetpackEevee

Can you just fucking imagine being a pineapple. I think about this sometimes and it weirds me out. Pineapples take a whole-ass year to grow, and a pineapple plant can only bear 1 fruit per year with very difficult to raise conditions. It's like raising a child for a year except harder and if it dies you don't get arrested. So all this happens, someone tends to this motherfucker for a year and then they have to pick it. Like can you imagine the emotional distress of doing that. I get attached to my succulents of all things, and those fuckers die after like 3 days. So imagine raising a p...Devamını Oku