harrysterone

STOP READING HERE IF POOP STORIES UPSET YOU

I swear to god, five minutes after we arrive in a hotel he needs to poop. I think his butthole instinctively wants to obstruct hotel toilets.

He enters the clean new smelling bathroom and unleashes the biggest demon from his damn bowels. He is a skinny tall man but somehow releases a football size poop that clogs the toilet on impact. No marriott, hyatt or hilton can stop his squidward from blocking up the pipes.

Everytime we have to call maintenance and I have to stand there super embarrassed. I am baffled and impressed. Honestly this is both ter...Devamını Oku