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We can finally put those that opened Al Capone's safe to rest. Their anticlimactic hour has been redeemed. Their ghosts can finally float up to racist-20s-detective Heaven. We settled the score. We avenged The Untouchables.

In celebration of this achievement, this one is for our boy Elliot Ness. Who is breaking kneecaps in the great beyond. You never got Al Capone, king, but guess what? Reddit finished the fight. We won, Mr. Ness. We did this for you.

I can feel the thoughts of Elliot Ness channel through me:

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