DanLeDeveloper

this is a real transcript of the meeting between linus tech tips and linus torvalds.

*torvalds opens Exacto knife*

torvalds: "You could stab somebody with this and you'd have fun doing it."

linus: "Would you prefer that or the samurai sword?"

torvalds: "it would take longer"

*torvalds makes stabbing motion*

they then proced to make out, THE END...