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Pikachu. I hate Pikachu.

That’s it. That’s the post. No, seriously, I need to get this out before my head explodes like a Voltorb.
What even IS that thing? It’s a smug, squeaky voiced, over merchandised RODENT that has the audacity to just EXIST in my peripheral vision at all times. Every time I see that stupid little lightning-bolt tail, I feel my blood pressure spike like a Raichu that just licked a power outlet.
Do you know what Pikachu represents? THE DECLINE OF CIVILIZATION. I’m not joking.
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