AllisterisNotMale

Who's the Europe-conquering king par excellence, who fathered his own renaissance and gave birth to fonts? It is I, Charles the Great, son of Pepin the Short torturin' this overblown war-horny bicorne-sporting Corsican! The Pope's eyes? Saved 'em! Holy Roman Empire? Established it! It lasted a thousand years until you pranced up and savaged it! Egypt, Haiti, Spain! Your campaigns are too elaborate! Your bubble of an empire popped like an ABBA hit! (Ha!) I strike the fear of God in every land I take! Leavin' pagans quakin', makin' em do the Charlem-shake! The blood...Devamını Oku