AllisterisNotMale

Look, I didn’t want to be a half-blood. If you’re reading this because you think you might be one, my advice is: close this book right now. Believe whatever lie your mom or dad told you about your birth, and try to lead a normal life. Being a half-blood is dangerous. It’s scary. Most of the time, it gets you killed in painful, nasty ways. If you’re a normal kid, reading this because you think it’s fiction, great. Read on. I envy you for being able to believe that none of this ever happened. But if you recognize yourself in these pages – if you feel something stirring inside – sto...Devamını Oku

Amerika Birleşik Devletleri, Kanada, Meksika, Panama, Haiti, Jamaika, Peru

Dominik Cumhuriyeti ve Küba, El Salvador ve Grönland, Tonga, Cook Adaları, Niue

Porto Riko, Kolombiya ve Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana ve Still

Guatemala, Bolivya, sonra Arjantin ve Ekvador, Şili, Brezilya

Kosta Rika, Belize, Nikaragua, Bermuda, Bahamalar, Trinidad ve Tobago

Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam, Fransız Guyanası, Grenada, Barbados

Norveç ve İsveç ve İzlanda ve Finlandiya, İrlanda Cumhuriyeti, Maldivler

İsviçre, Avusturya, Rusya, Slovakya, İtalya, Türkiye, Yunanistan

Polonya, Romanya, Ukrayna...Devamını Oku

Who's the Europe-conquering king par excellence, who fathered his own renaissance and gave birth to fonts? It is I, Charles the Great, son of Pepin the Short torturin' this overblown war-horny bicorne-sporting Corsican! The Pope's eyes? Saved 'em! Holy Roman Empire? Established it! It lasted a thousand years until you pranced up and savaged it! Egypt, Haiti, Spain! Your campaigns are too elaborate! Your bubble of an empire popped like an ABBA hit! (Ha!) I strike the fear of God in every land I take! Leavin' pagans quakin', makin' em do the Charlem-shake! The blood...Devamını Oku