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💣💦 BREAKING: GLOBAL DICKDOWN IN PROGRESS 🍆🌍 Iran 🇮🇷 and Israel 🇮🇱 just went from cold war 🥶 to cold raw 🍑 — and now EVERYBODY’S getting BLASTED harder than a 3-way with NATO 😩👬👬 and no safe word 🧯!!

Tehran pulled out their URANIUM THROBBER 🧨🍌 like “y’all want ENRICHMENT?” while Israel bent over the Iron Dome 🛡️🍑 like “hit it from the STRATEGIC DEPTH 💥 daddy 😏.” Now it’s just drone-on-drone action ✈️✈️ in the sky and deep bunker penetration 🏚️🔞 below.

🛢️ OIL is dripping 💦, SANCTIONS are slipp...Devamını Oku