Donk-Stonks

I woke up in the middle of the night once in like... 4th grade to go to the bathroom. And it was one of those "holy sh it I'm about to wet my bed" midnight pees. So i got up and headed towards my light switch (It was by my dresser and the furby was on it) and right before i turned the light on I bumped into the dresser and the furby fell onto the hardwood floor and started screeching. Instantly peed my pants and I'm pretty sure pooped a little.