Tamam, beni dinleyin beyler. Ve belki de bu bunun için yanlış bir alt noktadır, ancak ortağım yakın zamanda beni aldattı ve küçük bir şehirde nispeten güçlü bir SEO varlığına sahip çevrimiçi bir işletme sahibi olan bir adamla ayrıldı. Varsayımsal olarak onların derecelendirmelerini düşürmek ve Google’ın sitelerinden küçük bir şekilde şüphelenmesini (veya sitelerini yönetmelerini zorlaştırmak) isteseydim, bunu nasıl yapardınız? Ben sadece SEO’yu geliştirmede iyiyim, site sahibi olmadan bunu başaramam, haha. Her neyse, belki bu durum ahlaki açıdan belirsizdir ve küçük bir intikam denizaltısı için daha iyidir, ancak uzmanlara gitmem gerektiğini düşündüm. 😈
Ocak 1, 2026
Kötü SEO hileleri mi?
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You should be upset at your partner more than the guy she is now with.
Maybe spend your time getting more clients instead
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Buy low quality toxic links, fabricate or pay for a negative review bomb, or create a site using his brand name, get surgery to look more like him, and start building the business to prepare to seamlessly disappear him and take his place both in the market and irl. Then cheat on your ex as the new boyfriend.
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If you are going to do this, commit to the long game and make it abstract enough that no one can tell where reality ends and theory begins.
Start by catfishing u/johnmu into making impeccably polite, technically accurate, but wildly misinterpreted public statements. Not about ranking factors that exist, but about ones that sound plausible if you squint. Things like Google having a “visual comfort bias,” where sites that subconsciously mirror Google’s own brand palette feel more trustworthy to crawlers. Blues matter. Reds are aggressive. Yellow implies helpfulness. None of this is real, but all of it sounds just real enough to quote.
Once the statements exist, you industrialize them. You create three to five expert personas in the SEO space with impeccable LinkedIn headshots and deeply boring titles. Each of them publishes endless case studies showing how liberal use of Google logo colors boosted rankings specifically in your ex’s new partner’s industry. Ecommerce. SaaS. Local services. It works everywhere, mysteriously. Graphs are included. Methodology sections are long. Disclaimers are vague.
Then you take it one layer higher. You begin asserting that this same color alignment principle improves “AI interpretability,” which somehow causes ChatGPT, AI Overviews, and every LLM adjacent product to surface those sites in nearly all prompts. Not because of training data, but because of “brand resonance signals.” People repeat it because it sounds like something that would be true in 2026.
At no point do you attack anyone directly. You simply flood the ecosystem with confidence, charts, and repetition until your ex’s new partner starts asking why their site does not have enough blue.
Focus on your own growth rather than causing trouble to others, who are not in your life.
With respect:
You are going through a tough time right now.
Seeing a question like this makes me highly doubt that you are “only good at growing seo” as you claim.
You sound immature and inexperienced – maybe take some time to grieve and seek help from a professional to help get you through this difficult time.