You really gotta commit to the hung lifestyle
It's been probably a little bit over a year that I've been hung and recently from jacking off too much I've gotten tears of skin in the bottom of my dick and normally if you kept your dick up in your pants this would heal pretty quickly but if your hung your penis is down in your pants and mine is down and the tears of skin are sticking to my balls and that makes the penis heal slower but I'm committed to this hung lifestyle.
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