You just unlocked a core memory!
You just unlocked a core memory of when I had one of those at home gummy candy maker toy things and I would cum in the stencil trays and cook them and make cummy worms. It was a side dish for me at every meal. Yum!
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Trading cost me my marriage. Hope it was worth the 12% retur...
she packed her bags while i was watching the NQ open on tuesday. didn't even hear the door close because i was too focused on a 5-minute fair value gap. feels stupid typing this out to a bunch of...
I hate it when i get recommended a vtuber
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I own a PTRD for home defence
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Hungary Mentioned
HUNGARY MENTIONED!!!!!🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺...
You useless piece of shit
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Why am I having orgasms because of diarrhea?
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It's all my fault
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idk where else to put this
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Wacky :>
Excuse me? What was that? Did you say “Wacky”? Wacky!!? What the HELL kind of word is THAT!? WACKY!? I HATE THAT WORD!! Fewer words are as excruciatingly STUPID!! And used in description of me!!! ...