When I was a kid
when I was a kid, I would walk to the church on sundays and our preacher would always ride his bicycle, but one sunday, I saw him walking to church, and I said, hey, preacher where's your bicycle? he said, I think somebody stole it, I said, well, everybody comes to church. why don't you just go over the 10 commandments today? and when you say thou shall not steal, look everyone in the eye and anybody thats looking guilty is probably who stole your bicycle and he went over the 10 commandments, but he didn't look everybody in the eye during the sermon. and I asked him afterwards, why didn't you do the thing?and he said , when I went over the commandment thou shalt not commit adultery, i remembered where I left my bike
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