Undertale Gave me Homophobia

Undertale gave me homophobia, it's a long story but I'll try and explain it here.

It was April 2016, the same month that the game had come out and I was a perfectly normal non-homophic straight dude looking for a game to buy on steam. My gay friend recommended this game called "Undertale" and when I watched the trailer I was truly oustounded. I didn't just want to play the game. I needed to.

I dug into my wallet scrambling for my card, after I found it I proceeded to check out in a record 10 minute time after hearing about the game. When I opened the game I was pleased that it lived up to my exceptions. I was quickly met by a fool named "Flowery" who chose to look like the nonchalant flower while he was truly the serpent under't. I blasted through him quickly as it was a relatively easy fight and continued on with this game. I was truly astounded at the detail put into it. When I saw that there was this dinosaur Alphys in the waterfall area who was extremely gay for the fish woman who was called Undyne I barely thought anything of it. It was completely normal for me who wasn't even homophobic at the time and couldn't tell when relationships were gay. But then something happened that would change the experience of my life forever. I was diagnosed with Homophobia.

This was a huge shock to deal with, I had been an ally to gay people all of my life and to find out that I had contracted homophobia was heartbreaking! When I got back from my local GP I decided to play Undertale to cheer myself up, but what I saw shuck me even more. I had been half way through fighting san's fight when I left for my biweekly checkup but when I returned I found out what had given me the homophobia. I had dodged san's blue and yellow attacks so much that they were burned into each of my eyes, blue on the right one and left of the west one. This is what caused my crippling homophobia, a fight about dodging evil skeletons. I was furious that all because of this I could no longer see gay people the same again, only with a weird greenish tint. when I finished the san's fight and started a new verifiable pacifist route I saw Alphys and Undyne again and I just couldn't look. What was once a respectable looking couple to me was now a greenish headache.

I have been told that I might recover in due years but I fear that I may not. So from then on I had a different outlook on gay People and not too long after that my best friend at the time told me she felt like she might be gay and I completely cut her off. So that's how Undertale gave me homophobia and why I am FURIOUS that Undertale still has the gay month icon 10 days after pride month has ENDED!