Tifu, benim baskın kız arkadaşımla seks yaparak

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1. GoigDeVeure

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   YTA for writing a TIFU that I can’t JOT (jerk off to).

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2. Eryklav

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   im actuallly getting awarded for that shit lmao thanks, but i forgot the **ObLiGaToRy ThIs HapPPenEd YesTErDay So iTs TEcHnICaLly NoT a TIFU**

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3. burnedchickentendie

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   The top post right now is “tifu trying anal with my wife” its fucking plastered on your face. The first thing you see on the sub. Just a bunch of horny kids.

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4. CummyBot2000

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   first off, im a bisexual female.

   I fucked up by doing something a little awkward while having sex. the fuck up is actually making up a story so horny redditors can have a wank over something which never happened. PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal with those stupid ads.

   TL;DR: the tl dr is basically just a pun which is even more misleading than the title.

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5. IareTyler

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   Oh wow that actually worked

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6. itsyaman__

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   One upvote and I’ll post this on r/TIFU

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7. _ToastyJam_

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   TIFU

   (Before the story starts I feel like everyone on reddit needs to know that I’m a gay bisexual pansexual asexual humanoid that thrives off attention)

   I ate tacobell today and now my ass hurts.

   TL:DR: I’m gay and my butthole is on fire.

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8. slayerx1779

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   It took me like 4 reads to figure out this wasn’t TIFU

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9. WINH4X

   Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

   What’s a tl doctor

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10. A_Baby_Named_Adolf

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    meta

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11. Emojify_Creator

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    first ☝1️⃣ off, im 😮 a bisexual female 👧.

    I 👥 fucked 🍆 up ⬆ by doing something 🙅‍♀️ a little 🤏🏻 awkward 😕 while having sex 🥵👨. the fuck 🖕 up ☝ is actually 😤 making 🛠 up ⬆ a story 🤣😎💯 so horny 😉 redditors 😭 can have a wank 💦 over 😳🙊💦 something 🙅‍♀️ which never 🚫 happened 🌚. PLEASE ☺, give 🎁 me expensive 🙄 reddit 🤖 awards 🏆 so i 👁 can browse reddit 🏿👩🏿💯 without ❌ having to deal 🤝 with those stupid 😡😵 ads 🏞🏝.

    TL;DR: the tl dr 🩺 is basically 💁🏼 just a pun 🚫😳❌ which is even 🌃 more misleading 🦁 than the title 🤭🤤🍆.

    ^(To Emojify 😃: [message ✉ me](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Emojify_Creator) | comment 💬 “!emojify” | comment 🗣️ )^([u/Emojify_Creator](/user/Emojify_Creator))

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12. Wolfy_Red5678

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    Ohhhhhh… just figured out that this isn’t r/tifu

    Took me a minute to realize

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13. l5555l

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    >PLEASE, give me expensive reddit awards so i can browse reddit without having to deal with those stupid ads.

    This was funny but no one actually thinks or does this right? Please tell me no.

    Are people too stupid to use adblock for shitty sites that don’t deserve any money?

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14. LiterallyKesha

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    This is being approved as a copypasta. If this causes an influx of gold begging those posts will be removed.

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15. JimTheGentlemanGR

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    I thought this was a legit TIFU lol

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16. Diamond-Jules

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    Hey OP can I post this in r/ TIFU?

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17. not_a_porn_acc69

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    (Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming to TIFU posts. Good morning Reddit, I’ve been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven’t coomed yet. It’s time to hop on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s…is that a NSFW tag?? HMMGH, I-I MUST UPVOTE, GOOD SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, UPVOTE, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son…Well, it’s time to get breakfast…well a little coom first wouldn’t hurt.

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18. PotatoBomb69

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    I didn’t see the sub and thought this was a real TIFU by reading the title

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19. Spibas

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    #/r/circlejerk
    #WHERE DA SQUAD AT

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20. -tsukimi

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    NTA I can cum to this

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21. Exotic_Ghoul

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    Finally, a good post! Odin is with us!

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22. ToxicityIncarnate

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    I actually thought this was TIFU for half a second

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23. hypetoyz

    Mayıs 19, 2025 - 10:54 pm

    Im trying to jerk off and upvote this too, harder than you think.

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