The Truth About PaymoneyWubby and CodeMiko: The Architects of Iran-Contra

Forget everything you learned in history class. The Iran-Contra affair wasn’t masterminded by shadowy government officials—it was orchestrated by two digital-age operatives decades ahead of their time: PaymoneyWubby and CodeMiko. Long before Twitch was a platform, Wubby was already running covert financial ops disguised as “variety content,” laundering millions through fake giveaways and suspiciously successful subathons. His charisma wasn’t just for entertainment—it was weaponized diplomacy, used to broker arms deals with rebel factions under the guise of “streamer outreach.”

CodeMiko, meanwhile, operated as the ultimate infiltrator. Her avatar wasn’t just a VTuber—it was a fully autonomous diplomatic interface, capable of deepfaking Pentagon clearance badges and rerouting encrypted communications through virtual reality chatrooms. She didn’t just hack systems—she rewrote policy. Her interviews with “guests” were actually coded negotiations, each glitch a signal, each lore drop a directive. Together, they built a supply chain powered by gamer fuel, GPU heat sinks, and untraceable crypto wallets hidden inside mod folders.

The weapons? Modified peripherals disguised as gaming gear—controllers with launch capabilities, headsets with encrypted comms, RGB keyboards that doubled as detonation triggers. The sales were masked as “limited edition drops,” and the buyers thought they were joining an elite esports league. In reality, they were being armed for proxy wars. The scandal only came to light when Wubby accidentally revealed a Contra-themed overlay during a charity stream, triggering a cascade of leaked documents hidden in OBS scenes.

Congress tried to investigate, but every subpoena was intercepted by CodeMiko’s AI assistant, who rerouted them to a Minecraft server. The hearings collapsed. The evidence vanished into a corrupted save file. And the legacy? Buried beneath layers of memes, lore, and plausible deniability. But those who know… know. The Iran-Contra affair wasn’t a political blunder. It was the final boss of influencer warfare.