The story of my goofy ahh uncle

my goofy ahh uncle made an omnicidal bobot that was originally designed to generate free robux but now its lost its marbles because my uncle accidentally put his gooning stash from his shitty 2009 dell laptop onto the robots cpu and now its blowing up russian panel apartments and recruiting young gopniks to find and kidnap my goofy ahh uncle because he also lost his marbles after he literally lost his marbles that his grandpa gave him in world war two and decided to goon to niche fruits ai, and than he went to hide in an abandoned dennys dumpster in which five naked molerats were having an orgy in to the hit song all star by smash mouth and he had to kill the five naked molerats with his bare hands before praying to the labubu god to give him free overpriced crumbl cookies but the labubu god denied his request so he ran away with tears in his eyes before slipping and fallling on the corpse of a brocolli haired tiktok kid and than he stumbled into the ruins of a shop named kendrick lamars non sexual karate klub or klnskk or klinsk for easier pronounciation and kendrick lamar tought him the ways of the niche fruits and how to fight back against the labubu god on his spirtual journey after getting blasted off kendricks galaxy gas he keeps in his left ass cheek implant at all times for emergencies, my goofy ahh uncle also ate his lobster named sony after he got into a feud with john sony himself and lost the legal battle due to john cena and mr clean's wwe battle where mr clean lost and john cena snitched about what my goofy ahh uncle did to the niche fruits before he ascended in his spiritual journey tought by kendrick lamar himself to john sony and john sony got very angry because he had been friends with my goofy ahh uncle for 14 years since they stole 12 percent of the white house and snorted flintstone gummies in his alcoholic fathers rusty dusty musty crusty basement with two house mice that sync their periods every solar eclipse, leading john sony to throw a limited edition xqc and asmongold collab 94% lead summer plushie at his left nut which lead to a 4 month long legal battle that ended in mr clean interrupting it before john sony got to sentence my goofy ahh uncle to 55 years in object show brainrot prison to talk about why he should of won the wwe match against him and john cena and during those few seconds that mr clean ranted on about why he should have won and why my goofy ahh uncle should be sentenced to 55 years in object show brainrot prison, the judge also known as mylittleponyfan9372 decided to let my goofy ahh uncle free