The Ralsei is dead!

Ralsei: Ya da da da da-da! It is a good day to be not dead!

Lancer: throws a lancer cookie POW! You are dead!

Ralsei: I am dead!

Lancer: Ho ho ho!

Kris: bom ba-dom bom bom- gasp The Ralsei is dead!

Ralsei: Yes. I am dead!

Kris: Why is the Ralsei dead?

Lancer: I dunno.

Ralsei: I think it was-

Kris and Lancer: Shh! You are dead! Ralsei: Okay.

Susie: What's up ya wankers, who's ready for my idea- ah, what the bloody hell just happened?

Kris and Lancer: The Ralsei is dead.

Susie: The Ralsei is dead!?

Kris: Correct!

Fanfare plays

Kris: So, did you see the murderer?

Susie and Lancer: No, sorry mate.

Kris: I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

Susie and Lancer: applause aw, that's nice. more applause dammit, bravo.

Spamton: AT[[Tenna]]TION! THE [[Fluffy Goat]] IS DEAD!

Kris: We know!

Spamton: WHO [[IT BURNS!]]ED HIM?

Kris: We don't know!

Spamton: I WILL FIND [[Hyperlink Blocked]]!

Sniff sniff

Spamton: WHAT'S THAT? A [[Pipis]]!? THAT THING IS WHY THE [[Fluffy Goat]] IS DEAD!

Kris, Susie and Lancer: The Ralsei is dead!?

Spamton: YES! HE [[Die]]D!

Jackenstien: INCUMING! Owta the way, YOUR TAKING TOO LONG! Does something

Ralsei: HA HA HA HA! Dies again

Jackenstien: In mie pumkined opinyun the Ralsey is ded!

Susie: Pumpkin guy, what happened?

Jackenstien: Mie profishional opinyun? The Ralsey was killd!

Susie: Oh god.

commotion

Jackenstien: Well I dond tink is anyting to wory about.

Susie: Well, now what?

Berdly: Clippity clop muthafuckas, boom! Look at this, the frikin Ralsei's dead! Uhm…

Kris: Yes yes Berdley…

Berdly: Yeah-

Kris: Go home!

Berdly: Pffft frickin unbelievable like seriously you all suck- Gets snowgraved

Kris: Alright, lets get back to the point.

Ralsei: I think Ralsei is dead.

Everyone: THE HEAVY IS DEAD!?

Ralsei: Guys, seriously! Who killed Ralsei!?

Gerson: It was me!

GASPS

Gerson: Yes! I did it like this!

Throws hammer at Susie

Gerson: GYEE HE HE HE! I'm old, lads.

Laughs

Gerson: It was you- Old man cough him!

Lancer: How did you know!?

Gerson: I didn't! I'm just old!

Lancer: Ho ho ho! That's right! It was me!

Kris: You monster!

Ralsei: But whhhyyy!?

Lancer: Cuz you're fluffy, boi! And another thing, you're pretty.

Bickering. It's tradition.

Ralsei: LANCER!

Lancer: Aw, dammit Ralsei, fluff off! You are dead!

Ralsei: No, you! Pow! Throws a Ralsei plush at Lancer Ha! You are dead! No big suprise.

Kris: Well, that was idiotic. Off to unsoul myself, watch and learn- Rips out soul

Ralsei: I am alive! This is nice.

Yeah, this is dumb.