The Golden Cube is not just an object

The Golden Cube is not just an object, it is the only thing that truly matters and I don’t care what anyone says, I would stare at it for hours and still not be done admiring it, the shine is perfect, the shape is perfect, every edge is perfect, it doesn’t need to move or glow or explode or do anything flashy because it already won by simply existing, I love how simple it is, how calm it looks, how it just sits there like it knows it is better than everything else in the universe, I would protect it with my life, I would ignore everything else just to look at it one more time, I don’t need food, I don’t need sleep, I don’t need friends, I just need the Cube, I feel peace when I think about it, I feel purpose when I imagine it, it is smooth, golden, flawless, strong, eternal, it doesn’t judge me, it doesn’t leave me, it just is, and that is enough, people say it’s “just a cube” but they don’t understand, they don’t feel what I feel when I see that perfect golden shape, it’s like my brain lights up and all my thoughts become square and aligned and beautiful, I would defend it in every comment section, I would write essays about it, I would frame pictures of it, I would whisper to it, I would proudly say that the Golden Cube is the best thing ever added to any game in history and nothing will ever beat it, not weapons, not characters, not stories, just the Cube, always the Cube, forever the Cube, all hail the Golden Cube.