Samsung’s creation
who created Samsung? well here is the story, there were 2 brothers, Sam, and Sung one day, Sam woke up and ate a breakfast, then Sam thought to create a company, and Sam said to Sung: I want to create a company with you, what should I name it? Sung replied: hmmmm… I think I have a great idea, so your name is Sam, and Sung is my name, combine them Sam, then Sam replied: Samsung, then Sung replied: GREAT, let’s make it, that’s how Samsung was created
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