Right-Leaning people are better than Left-Leaning people in every conceivable metric.

I know what people are going to say "this guy is just another conservative hyping up his side of the aisle."

WRONG.

I am a life long progressive democrat, so you know this opinion (more like an objective fact in my opinion) is completely unbiased.

With that out of the way lets go over the ways in which conservatives (which I am not) are better than left leaning people.

-They have better ideas.

-They are more attractive physically.

-They are friendlier.

-They are more accepting of people who are different (cancel culture).

-They look better (this one is especially true).

-My entire family is conservative (not me, I'm different).

-Most artists are conservative.

-They are smarter.

-They are more attractive.

-Conservative men are known to have bigger genitals than the left.

-They like the Transformers movie franchise more.

-They are less ugly.

-They dont like that rap stuff that the left likes (Im on the left so I like rap).

-They are more accepting of short kings.

-They judge people on the content of their personality rather than the content of their skin.

-And they are more attractive.

-They believe in unity in our nation during this crazy time.

The worst part is everyone on the left (like me who is on the left) knows this. We just pretend (me included) that these well known unbiased facts about the right don't exist.

Sorry liberals (Im talking to myself as well) but maybe you (we) need to just accept this.

Edit:

I forgot to add that "conservatives are more attractive" to the list.

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