Reddit, ben arsehole mıyım?

Annem (82f) bana (12m) bulaşıkları yapmamı söyledi (16) ama ben (12m) Fortnite (3 öldürme) oynamakla çok meşguldüm, bu yüzden (12m) kontrolörümü (Dualshock 4) yakaladım ve ona (138kph) attı. O lanet öldü ve ben (12m) hapse girdim (18 yıl). Hapishanedeyken (12m) birkaç isyan (3) kışkırttı ve ülkeye uyuşturucu kaçakçılığından (kokain) sorumlu bir çetenin liderliğini üstlendi. Ben (12m) ayrıca birkaç ünlünün (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley ve Jeffrey Epstein) suikastını emretti ve bir terör saldırısı planladım (9/11). Reddit, Aita?

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  1. aviel0700
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    INFO: are the dishes [16M] or [16F]?

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  2. Elricoplak
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    INFO: need more info, take a picture of your asshole

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  3. grebeulous
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA: rational and reasonable response

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  4. JoeyMarvolo
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA 🤗🤗 you’re mom is gamer oppressor 😡😠😠😤

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  5. generic9yo
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA: Your house, your rules

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  6. CummyBot2000
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) invited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

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  7. emojibot2
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    My☯😮👩‍🏫 mum👦👩👩 (82F) told💬 me👀😭👱‍♀️ (12M) to😏 do😭 the🤧 dishes☺ (16)🇭 but😐🍑 I👁 (12M) was👏 too🧮🧮 busy🗿 playing🍆 Fortnite🎮😃 (3♏ kills)👏 so💯 I💯👈 (12M) grabbed✊🏻 my😜👦 controller (DualShock 4)💦💦 and👏 threw👉 it🙄 at➡1️⃣➡ her👧🏼🙀 (138kph). She😍👩💪 fucking👌 died,💀 andℹ🍭 I👁 (12M) went👏 to💦 prison🚓 (18🔞0️⃣6️⃣ years).🗓 While🕗💳 in👏 prison🚔😩 I👨👩 (12M) invited👏👏 several😳 riots (3)💦0⃣💩 and👏 assumed leadership👸🏽 of👀 a🙏 gang😡🗿 responsible♂🤦🏼 for🙈4⃣ smuggling drugs🌿 (cocaine)🅰🌬 into👉 the🔝 country.🇺🇹 I🍁👀 (12M) also😉 ordered🛒🛒 the👆🏻 assassination💯 of👏 several👏♂💯 celebrities (Michael👓👓 Jackson,💕 Elvis Presley and🌆 Jeffrey Epstein) and👎 planned a🅰🍔 terrorist😡 attack😭 (9/11).🏢 Reddit,👺⬆ AITA?

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  8. gp_12345
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    YTA.

    Even if your mother asks you to clean your dishes, you should do it. It is the responsibility of every son to listen to their parents.

    You say that you threw your controller at her, that resulted in her demise. In my humble opinion you have performed the worst of the worst, the most sinful deed that could be performed by a human.

    Later you say that when you were arrested, you caused riots in the prison and started doing drugs, and later on ordered the assassination and also planned a terrorist attack.

    Son.

    You have committed deeds that no human, no matter how vile they maybe, would ever commit. You have fallen from God’s grace and no amount of repentance shall save your soul from the eternal damnation of hell. Your soul will burn forever in the deepest and the darkest pits of hell. No amount of pain that you and your soul shall incur, would allow you entrance through the gates of heaven.

    Take my advice son. Start repenting. Allow the gentle thoughts of God to enter your mind so that he may guide your soul to purification.

    Always remember.

    The Lord is merciful, and whatever good you do in your remaining life, he shall reduce thy suffering in your next birth, and at last when your soul becomes as clean as a new born sheep, he would take you, in his gentle arms and then together, you would enter the gates of heaven.

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  9. chungus_wholesome
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA. Ur mum sounds like a bitch

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  10. pekkmen
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    When you said the gang was responsible for smugling drugs into the country you didn’t specify which country it was. Seems kinda arsehole-i

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  11. ALG_Phoenix
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    INFO: Are you 100% certain Epstein didn’t kill himself ?

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  12. 6pussydestroyer9mlg
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA: your house, your rules

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  13. Some1youllforget
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA, your mom your rules

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  14. thekvant
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA, play stupid games win stupid prizes

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  15. owoifier
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    My mum (82F) towd me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy pwaying Fowtnite (3 kiwws) so I (12M) gwabbed my contwowwew (DuawShock 4) and thwew it at hew (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to pwison (18 yeaws). Whiwe in pwison I (12M) invited sevewaw wiots (3) and assumed weadewship of a gang wesponsibwe fow smuggwing dwugs (cocaine) into the countwy. I (12M) awso owdewed the assassination of sevewaw cewebwities (Michaew Jackson, Ewvis Pweswey and Jeffwey Epstein) and pwanned a tewwowist attack (9/11). Weddit, AITA?

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  16. chef_jeff_likes_meat
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    google transulated version:

    Reddit, am I guilty?

    My mom (82F) asked me to make a 12M (16M) disk, but I (12m) was a Tortnite Game Operator (3k), then (12m) I started using my spear (Double Shock 4) ‘, 138) Chase died, I (12m) I went to prison (18 years) Prison 1 (12m) Three (3) foreigners in drug control. I was accused of being arrested, I (12am) ordered a murder (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein), plotted to dismiss (11/11). Reddit, DAD?

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  17. Cristalboy
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA your game your rule

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  18. Bitbatgaming
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA perfectly reasonable response

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  19. Samtastic33
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    Queen’s English gang rise up

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  20. Raikoplays
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA, dump her

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  21. Shagolagal
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    Unpopular opinion: NTA, but your mom (82F) is a textbook narcissist / sociopath. You dodged a major red flag OP 🚩

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  22. El_Jason
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA: she should know you can’t pause online games

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  23. DmitriJefferson
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    NTA: she was a entitled bitch she had it coming

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  24. Benjaminakaelweeb
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    ESH Your mom is oppressing gamers and you failed 9/11 partly cuz the pentagon wasn’t destroyed by a plane

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  25. rmlrmlchess
    Mayıs 18, 2025 - 1:59 pm

    Reddit, assemble! Dox his mom’s grave!

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