Practical Knife Fighting (MallNinjaShit)
Brah, I've been studying practical knife fighting techniques with various implements for years brah. Tantos, balisongs, Bowie knives. Brah, I'm sick with them. So fast, so fluid, brah. Anyway, I was out in Durham, right. The bad part of Durham and this dude tries to rob me, right? And I'm like fuck yeah, this is what I've trained for, brah. So I pull out my SOG BAR15 with its custom tempered spine, stone wash finish and surgically sharp bevel. That's when the assailant cracked me in the skull with a crowbar, killing me instantly brah. Shit sucked, but I came back as a ghost and I'm getting hella ghost poon. Like brah, ghost chicks? So easy. It's like fucking fish in a barrel. No word of a lie. So you can either learn from my mistake and not try to use a combat knife for self defense, brah. Or you can take the ghostpill…
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