Plans for December 1st (day 24)
Man when NNN is over, I’m gonna do so many crazy things to my gigantic red rocket. Firstly I’m gonna make sure to eat lots of pineapple the day before December 1st. Then once December 1st hits, I’m gonna get some freshly made doughnuts from my local doughnut place. I’m gonna stack like 2 or 3 warm doughnuts on my red rocket and just let loose. Next I’m gonna get one of those jelly doughnuts and make a hole big enough for mr jimmy to fit inside. Then I’m gonna get a banana, hollow it out, and once again go to pound town on it. No lube is needed for my slippery little friend, as the glazing and jelly from the doughnuts help me slide inside that banana easily.
Finally for the piece de resistance, when I can’t control the urge no more, I’m gonna let it rip and let all the man bazooka juice dribble on the doughnuts. Then I’m gonna eat the freshly “glazed” doughnuts and wash it all down with some chocolate milk.
Those are my plans for when December hits. Can’t hardly wait. The anticipation is killing me I tell you. Anyways best of luck cumrades.
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