“Own a Musket for Home Defense” in the Kachin/Jingpo language
Karai Kasang dai hku yaw shada ai majaw, nta hpe makawp maga na matu musket langai mi hpe madu da u. N hkru n kaja ai masha mali gaw nye a nta de shang wa ai. "Hpa nat rai ta?" Ngai wig hte Kentucky sinat hpe rim la ai zawn. Shawng na masha wa hpe golf ball daram kaba ai hka htung langai mi hpe gap dat u, shi gaw dai shara kaw nan si mat sai. Lahkawng ngu na masha wa a ntsa e nye a pistol hpe gang je kau nna, shi hpe tsep kawp n dum mat ai, hpa majaw nga yang, dai gaw smoothbore rai nna htingbu wa a gwi hpe hkra ai majaw re. Ngai gaw bum ntsa e jung da ai tsabyi si hte hpring ai laknak kaba hpe jai lang ra ai, "Pru wa u!" dai grape shot gaw bawm kapaw ai hta masha lahkawng hpe gap kau ya ai, nsen hte shrapnel gaw mawdaw alarm ni hpe hpaw ya ai. Bayonet hpe gram nna hpang jahtum hkrit kajawng ai tara tawt lai ai wa hpe mara shagun u. Shi gaw, triangular bayonet hkala nba ni hpe n mai shinggrup ai majaw, balik ni du wa na hpe la nga ai laman sai pru nga ai. Karai Kasang yaw shada da ai hte maren sha rai nga ai.
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