once I rescued a dolphin…
i have a story about this. Once i was going to an interview for a new job and i was very nervous. I was walking along the beach as fast as i could because i was late.
But then i saw a dolphin on the shore trying desperatly to get back to the sea.
So i stopped and ran to him and it took me a while to put him back to the water.
But sadly when i arrived at the job interview the secretary told me it was too late, i tried to explain about the dolphin but no way.
Later this day i got a text on my phone telling me that i was chosen for the job and to come back the next day to sign the contract.
When i went there they presented me to my new boss. It was the dolphin.
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