nobody can deny your alpha status
Lift weights and get so huge that no one can deny your alpha status. Once you achieve your 700lb, 0 body fat physique, use your superhuman strength to crush anyone who questions your social dictatorship. Continue on your egocentric conquest until you become president of the United States. Once you hold office, enact an executive order that will establish you as the king of the US, no one will dare to rebel against your pure alpha mentality, literally everyone will be beta compared to you. As the president, begin your worldwide takeover. This will take several decades so you will invest billions into science to find a way to make you immortal. Once you establish control over the entire world and you are immortal. There is only one thing left to do: challenge god and existence itself. Your pure masculinity will reach a point where you will transcend into the 4th dimension. This is where you will find the master of the universe, God. With your alpha status and 3000lbs of muscle, you will easily be able to defeat god and become master of all existence. Because you are now god, you will be able to rid yourself of any undesirable personality traits with a snap of a finger.
Source: experience
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