Nightmare flipping inside Walmart

So I decided to rob a Walmart cuz it’s easy as hell for some DPH and I also happened to have a few gel tabs on me. I said fuck it as I was shoving my pockets full of DPH and popped all 4 gels that I had before running to the bathroom and popping around 700mg of DPH. I waited in that bathroom for a while just to let the effects kick in since I love tripping in public. After around an hour of just sitting in the stall I started to definitely feel the effects of the acid. I walked out and decided to just walk around and look at shit. I was getting the normal visuals at that point (Patterns on the floor and walls etc) but something started to happen. Shit started getting dark and scary fast and somehow I made my way into the children’s clothes section. I don’t know why or maybe it was because of the delusions but I started screaming and chasing two little kids around the kids section. All I remember is them running in fear from me as I let out inhumane sounds and chased after them. I’m kind of fat too and not in the best shape so I’m sure it was even more terrifying for those kids. I don’t remember much after that but around an hour or so later I found myself in the frozen dinner section. I don’t know how or why but walking out I felt a cold feeling throughout all my body. People were running away from me and giving me weird ass looks so I decided to look down and that’s when I realized that one, my clothes were gone. Two, I had jammed my cock into a Tinas bean and cheese burrito. I have no idea how since it was frozen but somehow I got it in there. Three, I had a hungry man dinner smeared all over my body and the container stuck to my ass, which also had hungry man smeared on it. I remember just walking around naked for what seemed like hours but it was only around 10 minutes before a security guard tackled me.

I’m now facing 11 criminal charges including shoplifting, indecent exposure, harassment, attempting to lure a child, sexual assault, and drug possession. I’m facing 3-5 years in prison.