My parents caught me goooning to Micheal Jordan
I was watching Space Jam and started furiously masturbating to Lola Bunny when she got on screen. The scene kept switching to other characters, so I edged when she was off screen. Anyways she got on screen again so I decided to blow my load, but then my parents bust in without knocking, and saw me strokin my shit, while Michael Jordan was on screen.
I mean, accidentally gooning while he was on screen made me realize something. I am gay for Michael Jordan?! The goat?! So ever since then, every year, as a tradition, I would goon to Michael Jordan. I am so gay for him. Even to this day. Once I went to watch him play. It made me so horny. I tried to meet up with him after the game. I showed him lewd drawings I made of him. I then got tackled by his security.
Never meet your heroes I guess. 😒
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This reminded me of a local hip-hop band with lyrics “I was gooning it to the white cat from Tom & Jerry”.
What a time to be alive.
Saw the original and came here to see if it was done, thank you o7