My friend was stroking my dingle berries
when I was 13 I went to go visit my best friend, we played grand theft auto 4 on the play station 3. after a couple of hours I went to the strip club. a woman told me to follow her to the back so I did and she started strip teasing. my best friend at the time pulled his pants down and told me "lets help each other out". so I started tickling his pickle and he did it to mine. we were both watching the woman on the screen dance with her boobies out. during that time I would close my eyes and imagine it was my school crush pleasuring me. We would do this every time I went to his house and it became routine for us. I'm 21 years old now with a new born son and a wife, I have never told her about my gooner past but now every time she jerks me off I think about my best friend from childhood.
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