my femboy wife left me and took the kids because i shit in the toilet too hard
my femboy wife left me and took the kids because i shit in the toilet too hard. i thought it was just another ordinary day, but my stomach had other plans. the rumbling started and i knew i had to make a run for it. i barely made it to the bathroom when the explosive force of my bowels hit. the toilet never stood a chance.
it was like a bomb went off. porcelain cracked, the water splashed everywhere, and the sound echoed through the whole house. my femboy wife rushed in, horrified. the kids were crying in the hallway. i tried to explain, but the damage was done.
they couldn’t look at me the same way. the shame, the embarrassment, it was too much. they packed their bags that night. i watched them leave, knowing my powerful shits had destroyed my family. now i sit alone in the ruins of my bathroom, the ghost of my femboy wife and kids haunting my every bowel movement. never again will i take a dump without feeling the crushing weight of my loss.
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