My dad caught me humping my MLP plushie
Ever since I was a little kid I enjoyed watching My Little Pony, theres just something about the show that makes it so appealing to me.
My Favorite has always been rainbow dash, and after years of binging and watching all sorts of content related to my little pony, I started tickling my pickle to her, nobody got me nearly as aroused and everytime rainbow dash was on screen my snake would stand meters tall.
One day I thought I was home alone and decided that jerking off wasnt enough to stress off, so I grabbed my rainbow dash plushie and started rubbing my sword inbetween its legs. It was the best feeling in the world until my dad entered the room asking why i was making so much noise.
We shared an awkward stare before he apologized and closed the door. I was so ashamed but I continued humping and I would like to admit that I still do it to this very day.
I dont know what to do about my dad though but I'm sure he'd understand
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