Morse has been married twice and has five children.

Morse has been married twice^\8]) and has five children.

One day, Morse was walking down a butter brick road through a forest made entirely of candy! The sounds of candy leaves beneath his feet made squishy noises as did they as they fell from the peppermint trees donning every section of the vast and delectable forest. "What a treat this is" thought Morse to himself as he walked further down the path.

All of a sudden, from deep within the recesses of the forest came screams and shrill, high cackling as two gingerbread figures as big as Morse ran out of the woods onto the path. One was carrying a tube of blue frosting and chasing the other gingerbread man.

The one carrying the tube had a black frosting pair of dress pants on, white frosting dress shirt and a blue frosting tie. His skin was smeared with reddish yellow frosting to resemble sweaty skin. On his head were two wisps of white frosting to resemble a balding head. This was Cookie Bernie Sanders.

The gingerbread woman ahead of him was wearing an orange frosting pantsuit and had yellowish frosting swirled around her head to resemble brownish blonde hair. This was Cookie Hillary Clinton.

She was screaming as Cookie Sanders chased her down with a wild look in his frosting eyes. He yelled out to her, "Cookie Clinton, you can't run away from me! With my tube of unlimited polls frosting I will bury you under all my polls and "I" will be president!" Cookie Clinton screamed again and ran down the butter brick road towards a plain gingerbread house without the windows cut out.

She was almost there when out from the forest came ANOTHER gingerbread man. This one had a black frosting suit on with a red frosting tie. It had orangish red frosting skin to resemble a bad spray tan! On his head were three sideways wisps of orangish yellow frosting to resemble mustard blonde hair.

This gingerbread man had a tube of red frosting and was chasing Cookie Sanders and Cookie Clinton down the road! This was Cookie Trump! "Mwahahaha! I will be president!" He cackled as he chased the two down.

Cookie Sanders dropped the tube of blue frosting and together both he and Cookie Clinton ran into the gingerbread house and slammed the door behind them. Morse couldn't see what was going on because there were not cut out windows in the gingerbread house! Cookie Trump cackled and covered the whole front door in sticky red frosting, sealing the two Democookies inside the house!

Cookie Trump then yelled out, "Now I am going to dump this vat of red strawberry milk onto this gingerbread house and this will be a landslide victory for the Republicans!" From within the gingerbread house came the quick and frantic pounding noises of gingerbread fists banging on the door to be let out! They wanted OUT!

Cackling, Cookie Trump dumped the vat of strawberry milk onto the gingerbread house, reducing the house and it's delectable occupants to mush. "That's how the cookie crumbles!" Cackled Cookie Trump as he slid off the candy cane tree and pranced off into the forest. Morse was still standing there not quite sure about what he just witnessed.

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