MeGaLoVaNiA memories

(og by swaggerish.togore on yt under Sennar Mercer's MeGaLoVania video) honestly theres probably something triggering in here for someone so ima just use that flair

who else remembers when John egbert stole sans Undertale's (2015, by Toby Fox) hotdog then varik from the Earthbound Halloween Hack (2008, also by Toby Fox) begins to hit the griddy, then reveals he is The Roaring Knight from Deltarune Chapter 3 (2025) then mogs so hard that both of them get sent back to the Homestuck universe. Afterwards, sans is forced to live life without his arms, as well as being the sidekick to John egbert and his adventures. We then continue throughout the entire Homestuck series as normal, but with sans. Until the finale, where sans reveals that varik wasn't The Roaring Knight, but sans himself was. Then sans proceeds to destroy everyone in the Homestuck universe. But then we see a familiar silhouette… That's right. It's Kris Deltarune (2018). They're here to defeat sans/The Roaring Knight once and for all. Kris Deltarune proceeds to swing their sword at sans, but sans dodges quickly. sans uses his Gaster Blasters to unleash a blast of power on Kris Deltarune. Fortunately, Kris was pushed out of the way by Sonic The Hedgehog, the next hero in this story. Sonic proceeds to take out the 7 Chaos Emeralds to become a god. The atmosphere has become an aurafarming arena, Where anything goes. Sonic uses all 7 Chaos Emeralds to eradicate sans into a pile of dust. However, to Sonic's surprise, it was a decoy, and sans was behind him the whole time. sans proceeded to stab him with one of his bone attacks, Permanently putting him to sleep. However, we cannot forget about John egbert as he was secretly manufacturing a gun, to shoot sans. sans is no more. John egbert returns to his bedroom, traumatized. He then proceeds to hit the Fortnite Hype dance. As well as Kris Deltarune, who hits the Floss. Little did they know, SpongeBob would bust down their door, prepared for battle. Strife! Kris Deltarune calls Noelle for help, who uses snowgrave to instantly eliminate SpongeBob. However, John's birthday is tomorrow (Again), and he wants to go to Fredbear's Family Diner. But little did he know, something horrible would happen. After they arrive at Fredbear's, Dave proceeds to put John's face up to Fredbear's mouth, (Ironically) but John's tears made the springlocks in Fredbear's mouth go off, chomping down on John's head.

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After witnessing John's fate, Dave knows the only way to fix this is to go back in time. Unfortunately, Dave doesn't have the power or strength to do that, so he'll have to find another way. And you know who the only one who can go back in time is? David Baszucki. Dave knows this, so needs to find a way to get to him. Luckily if you say the words, "I love David, I love David.", You open a portal to the Roblox universe. As anyone else with common sense would do, Dave does this. Dave takes a step into the portal, And locates the ROBLOX HQ. He goes up the stairs, and finally meets David Baszucki himself. Dave proposes a deal with David, That it he can get his own official Roblox Event, he will trade his friends' souls, In the form of a contract. David, Being evil, accepts the deal. But little did he know, this deal would ruin him. You see, Dave hid a line of microscopic text that reads, "I get your powers lol" . This will transfer David's powers to Dave. Dave then walks out of the HQ and opens a portal to back to the Homestuck universe. But as he takes a step, he is stopped by a familiar face. That's right, sans. Dave is surprised at this since he was under the impression sans had been dead for a long time. sans hits Dave with a Gaster Blaster to attempt to get this revenge. Dave dodges within a millisecond. sans starts to sweat nervously as he realized this wasn't any regular kid, This was Dave Strider. sans tries to run away, but Dave pulls him back. "I'm not done with you." Dave says. sans, who is pretending to be helpless, and knowing Dave has his guard down, teleports away. Dave scoffs it off and walks back into the portal. He has been transferred to his room. Dave, turn back time. Dave uses the powers he took from David to go back to before any of this happened. *snap*! We get a presumably normal shot of John (Who came back to life, Thanks to the powers of Dave.) and his bedroom. But to his dismay, he finds Karkat hiding under his bed. Karkat reveals that HE is TRULY The Roaring Knight. Karkat transforms, Scaring John so badly he pees himself. John wields a Betty Crocker box to throw at Karkat, which defeats him instantly. John then goes downstairs to get the Sburb beta Dave was talking about. He goes down stairs, He retrieves the box, goes up stairs into his bedroom, and sits down. He opens the box. It's not the Sburb beta, but instead a copy of Minesweeper. John maybe thinks they used the wrong cover for it, and the Sburb beta is really inside. But, to John's disappointment, it's simply Minesweeper. John, who is extremely disappointed, takes a walk to stuff his face and McDonald's. But when he arrives and gets some fries, Ronald Mcdonald walks to his table, and when he opens his mouth it's a black void. His mouth stretched so wide, he ate the table John was eating at, alongside his delicious, scrumptious, Large fries with ketchup. John who is really confused, just decided to walk back home and take a nap.

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After waking up, John walks over to his laptop to play Minecraft, But there's only one issue. He doesn't have Minecraft. And he can't afford It either! So he decides to ask Jack Black for a copy. But in order to find Jack Black, he must travel a long, long, distance. First, he must blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah. And then blah blah blah blah. John does that, and finally comes face-to-face with Jack Black. John asks Jack if he can get a free copy of Minecraft. Jack Black accepts, under one condition. That if John can defeat him in a crafty brawl. John accepts. Insert epic John vs Jack Black fighting scene here John is victorious! He returns home to play his free copy, but in front of his door is Garfield. He politely asks for some lasagna, which John does not have. Garfield is angered by this, demanding that it he can't have his lasagna, John can't pass. So in order to pass. John must go on an adventure to find lasagna. First thing he must do, is find his way to McDonald's. He already knows the path, so this should be a breeze.

Little did he know, this would be the hardest challenge EVER. John approaches the front door of McDonald's, next to a disturbingly realistic statue of Ronald McDonald. The statue comes to life, and tries to eat John. John dodges out of the way, then walks into the McDonald's to receive the lasagna for Garfield. He asks for lasagna at the cash register. The cashier then yells him that they do not serve lasagna. This is not good. But then the cashier leans in to whisper, "We do serve it, but you must defeat Ronald McDonald in a Bigback Brawl. John starts shaking and sweating, knowing that he'll have to face his fears and defeat Ronald. He walks outside, then stares into the eyes of Ronald Mcdonald. John throws his hammer at his face, But it wasn't very effective. Ronald stands there looking very soulless. John runs away, thinking he was just seeing things but Ronald chases him while making an ear piercing screech. John must find a way into his house without bumping into Garfield, all while being chased by a clown demon who likes Big Macs a little too much. Will he survive, or be defeated by the likes of Ronald Mcdonald? Only one way to find out. John tree, throws a hammer at his window to make an opening, then jumps through. At least, that was the plan. John misses the hammer throw, and hits his head on his window, giving him a totally-not-cool-or-ironic concussion. John wakes up realizing it was all a dream, and Jack Black gave him Minecraft for free and he was truly able to play. Hooray! Until… Karkat reveals that the Karkat he killed was simply a decoy! And that he is TRULY The Roaring Knight. Karkat uses 15 thousand Gaster Blasters, 50 million bone attacks, and 30 billion sharp razors. John dodges all attacks as he has plot armor, and aura. Will he defeat Karkat, or will he get the sans treatment, and get annihilated into a pile of bones? Only one way to find out, which is in part 4 of this totally cool and ironic story.

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