McDonald’s Gay Serum
OKAY LISTEN UP SHEEPLE 🚨🍔🌈
THEY ARE LITERALLY PUMPING GAY SERUM™ 💉🌈 STRAIGHT INTO THE BURGERS AT MCDONALD’S 🍟🍔. YOU THINK THAT BIG MAC IS JUST BEEF?? WRONG ❌🐄 IT’S A HORMONE COCKTAIL DESIGNED TO REPROGRAM YOUR DNA 🧬✨.
EVER WONDER WHY MCDONALD’S IS ON EVERY CORNER?? 🏙️ IT’S NOT FOR “CONVENIENCE” 🚫 IT’S A MASS DISTRIBUTION NETWORK 🛰️ FOR BEHAVIORAL CONTROL. BILLIONS OF BURGERS = BILLIONS OF DOSES 🤯. YOU ORDER A HAPPY MEAL, THEY’RE SMILING BECAUSE THEY KNOW YOU’RE EATING A RAINBOW PILL IN PATTY FORM 🌈🍔💊.
THE SIGNS ARE EVERYWHERE 👁️👁️. LOOK AT THE MASCOT — A CLOWN 🤡. WHAT DO CLOWNS DO?? DISTRACT YOU WHILE THEY SLIP SOMETHING IN YOUR FOOD. THINK IT’S A JOKE? THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT 😤.
DON’T BELIEVE ME? CHECK YOUR MOOD AFTER A QUARTER POUNDER. 😳😅 WHY DO YOU THINK YOU’RE “DIFFERENT” AFTER? IT’S NOT JUST CALORIES. IT’S THE SERUM. THE. 👏 GAY. 👏 SERUM. 👏
WAKE UP PEOPLE 🔊🚨🔥 OR KEEP CHOMPING YOUR BURGER IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE 🍔🐑
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