Kitty Duterte Shorts
please show him this and tell him i rummaged through the hand-me-downs from him because he knows i like sleeping in all his clothes, shirts but most especially his shorts that i like to pair with my dasters.
i miss your smell papa. it still smells like your downy. it smells like you. i love you papa. i will be there in no time to sniff you again!
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