It’s not gay right?
So i was playing doom eternal as i do every day for 6 years of my life and i was watching a cutscene.. But i felt an erection coming on so i was about to bust in my dorito packet but i soon realised why i was so HARD.. The doom slayer is so THICC his ass is HUGE hes got CHILD BEARING HIPS and then i SPLOOGED all over my screen.. I am now searching for pictures of the doom slayer in maid outfits for it is the only thing i can truly get off to…
It's not gay right???
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Would it matter?
Nah totally not
If the socks stay on and there’s no eye contact, it’s practically a handshake.
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