INFINITE TURD
Today I am beginning my project dubbed
"INFINITE TURD"
I start by slowly & consistently consuming 1 saltine cracker every 26 seconds followed by 2oz of warm tap-water with a pinch of dissolved Metamucil betwixt every 5 crackers. All whilst administering GLH-443 (Ghrelin Peptide) via IV to prevent feelings of fullness so I may feed uninterrupted.
I continue through the time I must have my crap.
At that point, I do NOT stop consuming. If all goes well, I will have created a "food-to-shit-loop."
This will be my 4th attempt at achieving project
"INFINITE TURD"
Please wish me luck down below and if you are interested in trying this yourself please visit my home.
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Good luck bro! Make sure you get a second toilet as well
So it’s like the circular breathing brass players use when performing jazz solos, but instead of jazz is turd?