I’m not gay!
I don't understand why motherfuckers call me gay? Of all fuckers in the universe, I'm the gay one?!
So I was talking to some fuckers, one was talking about getting head. His description was quite weird because the lady was giving straight teeth and he was not enjoying it. I, as an intellectual of the highest caliber just said the most basic thing: that it was really easy to give a blowjob, the bitch just dumb.
Motherfuckers looked at me like I was a dog with wings, dumbfounded like I killed a person.
It's really easy to do head, you see? You must simply suck gently, it's not a fucking PS4 controller, gag on the t… Sorry, erotica there, but basically you must make it moist and touch where most nerve receptors are.
But I'm not gay! This is common sense!
But motherfuckers were dumbfounded! This is some bullshit!
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