Mart 18, 2026
If I had the ability to stop time, I would become a porn star.
Why, you ask?
Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break.
Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on her face and freeze time again. I would keep doing this for what feels like centuries. Just thousands of times of me unfreezing long enough to dump mayonnaise and refreezing again.
Then after all of that time of releasin' the semen, I would unfreeze time. then lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable moneyshot with the girl being buried in the Elmer's glue looking more like a sticky Jabba the Hutt type creature than a girl after the multiple houred length moneyshot.
To top it off, my hair and beard would continue to grow the whole time so as I'm spewing out this monumental load of gusher juice and my hair would gray as I aged away.
people would talk about the cumshot that changed the world for millenniums to come
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Damn
this was actually way cooler than expected
Akhchually…
If you freeze time, the environmental temperature for you would be -274°C and you’d be lucky to even be able to ejaculate your baby-sticks right as you die within the limbo of time.
classic 4chan greentext
Where on earth did I hear this first
I saw a video of a guy with giant balls and he was going for like 3 minutes and I’m pretty sure it was real
Like the ending of that Indiana Jones movie, but with jizz?
this could be canon dio x vanilla ice
This is a watered down shitty version of the legendary greentext
https://i.redd.it/qdayk3bs5l1f1.gif
Couldn’t you just dump the load while time is frozen? Why unfreeze time to do that so many times?
millennia*
https://i.redd.it/j901py5y7m1f1.gif
Hell yeah, ain’t nothin like fetishizing your own bodily fluids amirite?
I read this once like 10 years ago
Go Daddy! Du Yo’r Big One?🧬
Cum Shower Mihe DripLicious…💦
Za Warudo!!
You didn’t account for you dying of old age before you can finish.