I wake up in the USA
I wake up in the USA.
I have to take an elevator just to get morning sunlight and grounding.
Oh wait, it's cloudy and extremely cold.
I'll get some food instead.
I open the fridge.
Seed oils, dog food, vegetables. LEAFY GREENS.
Guess I'm not eating.
I go for a walk.
Everyone looks stressed, tired, and depressed.
I wake up in Bali, Indonesia.
I open my villa doors and instantly get sunlight and fresh air.
I open the fridge.
Raw milk. Meat. BLOOD.
I go for a walk.
People smile. Say hello. Life feels amazing.
And my villa is 3x bigger, for a better price than my U.S. apartment.
Yeah sorry, the USA is for SLAVES.
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